(I'VE ONLY BEATEN DANTE'S RUN FULLY AND HAVE PLAYED LUCIA'S RUN UP TO THE FORSAKEN WATER LEVEL)
Not as bad as people make it out to be.
Feels like the game was built around Lucia and that Dante was added last minute despite being a DMC game.
Avoid spamming guns (INFESTEDCHOPPERINFESTEDCHOPPER) and you'll have fun.
Levels are really open making it hard to figure out where in good heavens I'm to go.
Final boss wasn't didn't feel as good to me as people made it out to be.

Oh, and the music's great as per 2000s Capcom. Funnily having a lot of shared samples with Silent Hill's OSTs.

When I was very young, I was a fan of the PHILIPS "Screwdriver" CD-I. My Favorite game was TETRIS CD-I, I once lost Nintendo Club Membership many years ago and since then I worship PHILIPS. I recall on a very dark day, the CD-YIES power was cut. Tetnis bloks bled hyper-realistic blood. When the CD-I came, I didn't realize that Tetris was a real boy. From the commercial, I forgot that the music was such a bop. Wario was standing ominously in the alleyways of Detroit. "What a game!" And in Detriot, there once was robotic jesus robocop who liked canada

final rating: 0.5/5
made me cry :'(