its ok

greevil front flip

I like to hit people very hard

It's brilliant on so many levels, there's a reasonable argument for this as one of the best games ever made, but there's always been a hurdle in comprehension that prevents this game from truly appealing to me. No disrespect.

big funky lysergic nightmares

Nearly had a panic attack trying to understand customizing UNAC operations. This is exactly why I quit taking computer science classes.

you cant even fucking buy weed anywhere on Earth without someone lacing it with kojima particles. whats the point

The Vibe Scepter has strange and mysterious powers, that's for sure...So, how do YOU feel about this last adventure? One thing about that scepter! No one knows who created it or why, but...somewhere, someone might possibly be using it right now......What? Your dad got mad at you the other day, you say? Your mom's been laughing happily a lot? Maybe...just maybe...the Vibe Scepter is hidden away in your house somewhere...

shit camera

In fairness, the GBA soundfont version of "Car Wash" and "Summertime" went crazy.

fine I guess

A little difficult to soak in how cool parts of this are when enemies tear like a wet paper bag to missiles but man do i wanna start a pop punk band and call it "White Glint" or some other shit.

YEAHHHH GO PAC MAN GO PAC MAN GO PAC MAN GO GO GO

fuck you peter from high school