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I graduated high school, got a Bachelor’s, paid off my student loans, got married four times, got divorced five times, developed a substance addiction, fell into debt, memorized the Sutras, got rehab, got out of debt, did my 401k, got three of my children emancipated, retired and earned my pension before Blissey’s HP hit 0 after one Close Combat.
The thing about "Childlike Wonder" is that it accounts for both the beautifully earnest, warm, yet often unsettling and traumatic experiences of early life. Despite the game's general lack of challenge, Rayman 2's world perfectly walks the line between lush, comforting sentimentality and supernatural peril. It captures the bizarre, wholesome yet visually disturbed imagination of an adolescent kid. Only a handful of minutes traversing the dimly lit, melancholic Glade of Dreams is enough to lure the player into a false sense of security, preying upon the childlike naïveté the game’s atmosphere promotes. This is used to toss them into a blind pit of jarring sounds and visuals crafted from the most chaotic recesses of a child’s creative mind. Whether they’re the unintelligible mumblings of a limbless marsupial-dog hybrid, or the horror of escaping the clutches of a toothed monster from within its maw, these striking visuals, much like the memories and thought processes of a child are seen as erratic or hard-to-follow in the eyes of a more jaded adult. This is why, in a meta sense, it feels almost poetic that this game has no definitive version, having been re-released on all but your TI-84 X Calculator over nearly two decades, each platform offering a somewhat different interpretation on the game's vision.
2005
The Vibe Scepter has strange and mysterious powers, that's for sure...So, how do YOU feel about this last adventure? One thing about that scepter! No one knows who created it or why, but...somewhere, someone might possibly be using it right now......What? Your dad got mad at you the other day, you say? Your mom's been laughing happily a lot? Maybe...just maybe...the Vibe Scepter is hidden away in your house somewhere...
2013