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THERE WERE SNAKES. I'VE BEEN LIED TO

ngl this game slapped when I was 5

You got monkeys in balls, what more could you ask for?

One of the few ways my dick will ever get hard now, is the Terraria VORE mod. The only thing that makes me get out of the crusty ass hole I call a "Bed" is the Terraria VORE mod. I have spent HUNDRED of THOUSANDS of dollars on the acquirement of this dream. I CANNOT imagine a world without terraria VORE.

Once upon a time there was a mod called "Sexbound" for the game Starbound. A small little child called "Shita-marink" found this mod and spend the better part of several months playing the modded Starbound. Moral of the story, place a nail sharp end up on a table and hammer your head into it.

A friend of mine forced me to get the sex mod, in retaliation I forced him to be gang banged against his will by another friend of mine. I set the mood for them by playing Moonlight Sonata/ Clair de lune/ La Danse Macabre on a upside down piano.