Bio
aquatic mine in human form

an aesthete than enjoys playing through the jank and the weird.

1/2 of Back of The Rack, a monthly gaming bookclub podcast.
Personal Ratings
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Replay '14

Participated in the 2014 Replay Event

Treasured

Gained 750+ total review likes

Adored

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Famous

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Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review

GOTY '23

Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event

Loved

Gained 100+ total review likes

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Popular

Gained 15+ followers

N00b

Played 100+ games

Best Friends

Become mutual friends with at least 3 others

Noticed

Gained 3+ followers

On Schedule

Journaled games once a day for a week straight

Liked

Gained 10+ total review likes

Roadtrip

Voted for at least 3 features on the roadmap

Favorite Games

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
DJ Hero 2
DJ Hero 2
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Def Jam: Fight for NY
Def Jam: Fight for NY
No More Heroes
No More Heroes

172

Total Games Played

041

Played in 2024

580

Games Backloggd


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A Story About My Uncle
A Story About My Uncle

Jun 29

Soulstice
Soulstice

Jun 24

Mega Man Legends
Mega Man Legends

Jun 24

Panic Restaurant
Panic Restaurant

Jun 18

Alpha Protocol
Alpha Protocol

Jun 18

Recently Reviewed See More

"aye you know where Fred at?"
"yeah he just left. Said he was going to Man Man house"
"aight bet"

proceed to spider-man web sling through the sky

"aye you know where Fred at?"
"yeah he just left. Said he was going to Keisha house"
"aight bet"

proceed to spider-man web sling through the sky

"aye you know where Fred at?"
"yeah he just left. Said he was going to the park"
"aight bet"

proceed to spider-man web sling through the sky

"oh shit, Fred! I've been looking for you."
"my fault, these rocks are cool..."
"...ok"

-credits-

you ever play a game and understand exactly what everyone was saying about it?

This review contains spoilers

Looking back on this, I don't know why we thought this was ever a "realistic" reboot of Tomb Raider. She kills thousands, there's samurai and soul magic going on. I really like the camera sway. It adds to the uncertainty of the island a bunch. I hopped back in on a save I started way back in 2016 I think. I was already halfway through it apparently, and I remember dropping it because there was so much side stuff, and this was back when I was a completionist. Now that I actively avoid things in games I find tedious, it was a fun ass experience.

I like the mind numbing gameplay loop of parkouring through a ninja warrior course falling apart as you do it, then shooting a bunch of dudes. It's relaxing. I don't really care for the story because now I know (and I guess even back then) that there would be another game that would be when "Lara truly becomes the Tomb Raider" (please tell me this doesn't become a reoccurring thing with the reboot trio). It's a fresh start and that's okay. It was fine, almost more than fine at some points.