chef's kiss

the standard ending with boobie lady and ox haggar is literally "we live in a society"

WHY IS VERGIL HERE BUT LIKE

UNIRONICALLY

the worldview of GTAV is that the world's too cruel and terrible for even the possibility of goodness, and the only way to succeed is to embrace that and become the absolute worst person possible, but rest assured even that won't make you happy.

it makes my fuckin' skin crawl

this game makes me feel broken for not loving it.