The definitive "I'm bored and I have nothing else to play" game.

Got this at a dollar store to keep me less bored on a road trip as a kid. Surprisingly memorable, but really short.

Still think about this shameless Cooking Mama clone a lot for some reason. Eh.

In an era where there were 10,000 dance game clones, Boogie is an enigmatic marvel of awful proportions and stands out as one of the drizzling-liest of shits.

A true story: When I was 9 or 10, I got this game and sucked at it. I couldn't get the hang of it as much as I tried. On New Year's Eve, I remember my mom mastering "Slow Ride" by Foghat and I stormed out of the room in a big huff, promising myself I'd do whatever it took to become a true Master of Rock. The next day, I fucking killed "Story of My Life" by Social Distortion, and that's why today, I am proud to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Class of 2023.

Countless hours spent on this. It's admittedly not one of the best theme park / coaster games, but its incredibly 2000s soundtrack and its nostalgic vibes are just too much for me to give anything less than a four star rating for.

Despite the legendary Bandido Chinchilla, unfinished coasters that people parachute into lakes off of, and literal emotionless robots strolling through your park, this lacks the heart of the original and doesn't go nearly as hard.

The best SpongeBob game hands down, I bet my sock collection on it.

A sequel to Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated that, after four months of completion, I've already forgotten pretty much everything about, except that it was pretty mid.

Somehow, this is better than the original. One of the best games of the past few years for sure.

The Roxas boss battle had me raging like no other before it or since.

Animal Crossing, but shitty and free!

As far as these cheap PS Store games go, this is probably one of the better ones. Short but not bad at all.

For the love of god, remaster this.

So ridiculously challenging.