Do YOU remember your first job? Ah the memories, there is nothing more satisfying than receiving your first check of $63.74 after a week of dealing with the bottom feeders known as "consumers". Well now you can share that experience with friends in your free time. Grab a group of fellow underpaid boot lickers and explore the vast rocky mountain terrain littered with giant bugs and giant pockets of nothingness. Welcome friends, to Idaho. Follow the instructions given to you by your corporate overlord and fight against the forces of nature with various classes and abilities. When not on your missions, get wasted and cry because your friends make fun of you for not wearing your Lederhosen during Oktoberfest, very cool. Recommend to anyone with some semblance of a social life.

If the storm troopers in the movies had the aim of the basement dwelling, feet loving, inbred freaks that you find in the matchmaking for this game, we would not have gotten past the first half an hour of episode 1. The only time I ever actually did good in this game post BF2, it turns out I was killing the same guy. That guy then threatened to kill me over ps4 messages, very cool. I calmly informed this good man that I would love nothing more to violently separate his internal organs from the rest of his body. But if I were to come into close contact with a guy who probably eats feces soup and has enough black mold on his walls to knock out a hoard of raging bulls, That I would likely pass out from profuse vomiting. And instead of going through with this worst case scenario, I reported him to PlayStation. In short, just get battlefront 2. The "People" Who regularly Que up for this game will impede your experience greatly.

Competing for my favorite racing game ever. Great cars, beautiful maps, and several modes that keep you entertained for hours. I once dumped so many hours into this game growing up that I actually considered racing as a profession. Now as it stands, I have lost that dream and am instead stuck as a wage slave for "the man" Let this be a lesson for the kids on this god forsaken website. Do not let your dreams falter. Focus on what it is YOU want out of life.And not what these, horse shit eating, boot licking, cooperate dictating scumbags want you to be. Because once you sign a deal with these soul sucking troglodytes, its so hard to get out. And if you ever find yourself with any doubts of who you are or what you're doing, Just know that your old pal Subby always believes in you. Now go out there and show em why it is your license has been suspended for 2 and a half years.

Boys, girls, and GAMERS. Your good buddy pal Subby is here to spit some mad game. To share the secrets of the trade. I have been playing this game for years. I have been playing this franchise for longer. Not only is this one of the best games in the franchise, but its also the easiest to break. I, will tell you how.
Step 1:Get the SRT Tomahawk by any means necessary. This means grinding it or purchasing the dlc pack for it. Don't look at me like that, The pack is cheaper than a soda at your local shitty corner store. This car is worth it.

Step 2: Start a race in one of the standard circular racing tracks. Particularly one that is long with grueling turns.

Step 3:Grab a buddy. Don't have a buddy?Try to meet someone at school or at your local supermarket and force your new pal at gunpoint to get this game.

Step 4:Start the race and set both cars on auto drive.

Step 5:Wait. Grab a doughnut maybe actually get to KNOW your new found friend. Think about someone other than yourself for once.

Step 6:Congratulations. You now have several hundred thousand credits. Buy some cars, take some pictures, and win some races.

Thank me later, slugger ;)

Look, I know what you're thinking. "Subby, why three stars? this game is pretty bad." And to that I say, you're full of shit. This game isn't THAT bad. At best? pretty mediocre. At worst? Still better than Overwatch 2. Maybe it doesn't look as good, but gameplay and mechanics wise it isn't nearly as bad. And if you think a game is better simply because it looks better by comparison, Your opinions are worth that of the average sprout of black mold, growing inside of the bedroom of some, lonely young adult who just rented their first apartment. Long live Ying support supremacy.

Guys, I have a confession. I....I have seen many Anime. That's right. Your favorite niche internet microcelebrity on some shitty game website you probably found on accident is a recovering weeaboo. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I am willing to repent for my unforgivable sin under the eyes of our lord and savior, Todd Howard. Now that that is out of the way, this is one of the weaker Jump crossovers. Not nearly as much heart and soul as its predecessor. The environments and character models feel so lifeless and static. Speaking of static, the combos in this game don't feel very good. A lot of repetitive button mashing with the occasional teleportation pissing matches, which I don't mind since it incentivizes stamina management and whatnot. Overall, this game is just meh. Which is a shame, since they only bust out these cash grabs every so often. There is also no Gintoki in this game, which enrages me to no end. Please, to the folks in charge of these god forsaken weeb trash fighting games, do better. Do better for those of us who haven't showered since waiting outside of their local game store waiting for the half naked, gender-bent Luffy figurine with jars in one hand and their life savings in the other. Thank you.

Are YOU a filthy weeaboo? Do YOU smell like if rotten fish were dipped in excrement? Do YOU soypog at the idea of seeing your favorite anime characters battling it out in one of the biggest events in Japanese animated history? God do I have a game that will tickle you. For the low price of haggling with some online Japanese dickheads trying to scam you out of house and home via Ebay, you can share this experience. Use each character's unique move sets, each one accurate and faithful to their respective show, and prove once and for all that Goku does not, in fact, solo Saiki K. Or, if you're feeling especially degenerate, play through the several character based story mode. And watch your favorite anime protagonists interact with side characters from shows you haven't even heard of. God bless the Japanese.

Friends, Family, GAMERS. I can say with full certainty that this game just, gives out the ick. Much like a particular ex-wife that your well meaning family warned you about before marrying her, this game seeks out to take all of your money, steals custody of your children, and makes excuses as to why it "isn't working" This was so underwhelming for many reasons. As someone who wasn't horny enough to have a thousand hours on the original, I got to see this game for what it is from the get go. That being a dishonest, clunky cash grab with no dignity (Much like the higher up employees at Blizzard) Criminal allegations aside, its just underwhelming. With so many multiplayer live service battle pass games, it simply does not hold value. The monetization is bad and the progression even with the battle pass is super slow to get playtime up and maintain a consistent player base. Funny how shit works out huh? Fuck you Blizzard.

The question of "Would you survive a zombie apocalypse" has been long discussed. Maybe, you know that one, stupid fucking idiot, in class that says they would survive with no issues. Sure Steven, you've seen the George Romero movies and read a few books. Now you think you're Rick fucking Grimes. Whatever. Tell that stupid bastard to prove it. Boot up Project Zomboid, quite possibly one of the best and most unique survival horror games on the market. It features a variety of mechanics that make the game feel balanced and force you to know every feature of the game in order to use every resource at your disposal. All of that on top of a large map size with different available spawn points, fantastic developer support with frequent updates and patches, and the coveted multiplayer experience, and you have a sure fire way of forcing all of your friends to test their survival probability in this fantastic game. Fuck you, Steven. Try to argue with me in Ms.Fraser's class again you piece of shit.

There is nothing on god's earth that can keep me from Nozomi Tojo. There is no army big enough, no law enforced enough, and no devil harsh enough that would keep me away from this woman. And I mean that in the most respectful, non threatening way possible. I can not stress enough the fact that All I want from any piece of love live media is to see this, perfect specimen happy. All the time, 100% of the time. And if any of you, Neo-Fascist, American hating, dog punching nincompoops disagree, catch me at your nearest nerd convention. If you can brave the stanky must of such events, and muscle through the people wanting to kill you over an autograph from some niche microcelebrity. I am very willing to engage in fisticuffs with you, and succeed. There is no challenge too difficult to prove my admiration for this godsent, totally real, totaly goes to a different school character. Thank you friends.

Have you ever experienced existential dread? The feeling that...no matter what happens we will all die at some point in the future. Some say its one of the hardest feelings to grapple with. In my short time on God's earth, I have played many video games. Many games in general. I grew up in an age where the Nintendo DS hit its peak and movie video game tie ins were still super popular. I, in my years of suffering through countless monopoly games and shitty mobile games have in fact, never played a game so unspeakably boring in my entire life. A game so full of nothingness and static that I have a hard time keeping focus throughout the few hours I've played. Any attempt to make the game even remotely entertaining was denied. And even replaced with an option to fast travel around the planets very few locations in a desperate bid by our God King Todd Howard to hide the fact they spent 15 years creating an environment so unbelievably empty that it makes the country of Mongolia look like a populated superpower. The dialogue? Bland and robotic. The space travel? Painfully pointless. The story? Who cares. I don't find myself caring for anyone in this game. In fact, I only find myself disappointed. This could have been such a fun game, a game so full of life and fun that it could have even beat out all the other canidates for game of the year in 2023. But because Bethesda is preoccupied with the bullying and hostile takeover of numerous smaller studios, they seem to be forgetting about us. But, Matthew 24:44 states "Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." Our savior is coming, and he is coming in the shape of Mr. Todd Howard. Stay vigilant my friends, for it is in Todd we find strength. It is in Todd we find warmth. In Todd Howard we trust. Amen in chat my brothers.