FACT: 99% of Balatro players sell the Misprint Joker right before they get the +23 mult

The great president JFK was about to be assasinated, and he was asked:

"but who would win, him or you?"

JFK answered: If he shot the bullet, he might cause me a little trouble

"but would you lose?"

then, proudly, JFK announced: Nah, i´d win

my son Sprog he has every disease

20,000-30,000 Pikmin were eaten

Decisive Olimar strategic victory

Super Mario "It's a WONDER I ain't got a lot of kids 'cause I just pull up and spray on it‼️"



bros

Harlock should have kissed Spike on the mouth

Played this mute and listening to Chief Keef

I will never be loved (hilarious)

Kaname Date cringe compilation

you´ll cowards don´t even smoke crack

"Wi-fi is ok if you´re close to the router" - Shiki, Nanaya