REAL OTAKU HOURS

the wet dream of many an 80s teen, walk forward for nonconsensual sex until you die

genuinely terrible and borderline nonfunctional game in addition to its obviously inflammatory concept

the worst game of all time.

Audiences loved E.T. for the Atari 2600
Critics put out the hit

its like morbius if morbius was bad

What New Super Mario Bros. 2 should have been.

In the Mario Movie Direct, Chris Pratt said he would stomp koopas in this, and yet you can't even stomp them, you kick them.

I was on World 2 but gave up due to boredom and realized it wasn't worth it.

Its extremely boring and soulless and it destroyed the Paper Mario series and fandom. The soundtrack is good but other then that I'm done.