You're telling me that after 6 fucking years of hearing complaints about weapon durability, I play it for the first time and it's the best thing in the game?
And that there are a dozen other things bad or mediocre about the game that I've never seen anyone else talk about?
And that it's ultimately fine with unique but flawed gameplay and whatever story?

This shit went HARD at the computer lab.

This game needs to be studied at universities on how it's able to keep all four players constantly engaged while also breaking lifelong friendships.

Lester has a higher body count (in both ways) than Kazuma Kiryu

Imagine several professional Pokemon players drawing stupid circles over and over just so they can get a funny Eruption Heatran.

Ocarina of Time is great until you realize that Lon Lon Ranch is the only thing in the middle of the overworld and then the vibes just sort of fall apart from there.

Why didn't Ness just beat the shit out of Porky in the beginning? Is he stupid?

As if the gameplay wasn't bad enough, the developers decided to finally cash out and pull the beta out from the playerbase's hands after several weeks of radio silence. Local play is still available but jesus dude everything about this game screamed red flags, from the microtransactions to the actual gameplay being wholly uninteresting, and a projected 2024 release date basically sealed this game in the coffin. I say this without a shred of irony, play Rivals of Aether or Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl instead if you want a Smash-like.

One of the best JRPGs ever crafted.
There are no ifs, ands, or buts.
No quills, no pillows.
Just play Dragon Quest V.

-1 Star because I can't feel good playing them competitively.
Remember kids, hoes mad originated because Dragon Quest fans got tired of Smash babies whining about Erdrick potentially getting in. Every other instance of it has been a not-as-funny copycat.

There's a movie on TV.
Four superheroes are standing in front of a green screen.
I think I've seen this one before.

Lisa Fans when the true meaning of Lisa: The Pointless was hidden in the wait between chapters (It's Pointless)

If you want a Lisa fangame that actually understands the original game, play Lisa: The Hopeful. Stay away from Pointless. The gameplay sucks, it has an incomplete narrative, and it jerks itself off over its themes of ninth grade Nihilism to the point where Rick and Morty seems more profound in comparison.

The menu jumpscare was cool but man those puzzles are ASS