This game is a pain in the ass, but intentionally so? It controls especially badly on a smartphone, which either adds to the charm or detracts from it. Either way, not very fun to play. Getting over anything takes a lot of fiddling around and it all can be lost in a second. Again, this is intentional so... as bad as it feels to play you can't really ding it too much for being what it is, a torturous bore, because that's what it's supposed to be. It's the "dead dove do not eat" of video games.