Tojo6thChairman
2006
only reason this aint a 1/10 is because i had a bit of fun sometimes and i could see that they really tried to do everything they could with the time they had but the fact that sega thought it was even remotely okay to release the game in this state is baffling
surprisingly not that bad for a dsiware game but its still somewhat bland
2003
im one of the few people who dont think team chaotix was that bad, i just think the game in general isnt great and the fact you gotta play through it 4 times to get the true ending is certainly one of the game design choices of all time. team dark was fun as hell though i wont lie
mgr if it was awesome
no underwater combat so its automatically a goated game
2010
the real sonic rush 2
2007
how is this game worse than rush 1 in literally every way how does sonic team do it man
2011
just play rush instead
i don't normally write reviews for dlc but this shit was so bad i just had to let everyone know.
borderlands 1 is already a game im sort of mixed on. its not bad but it doesnt really do anything amazing. however i was hooked on it for a bit because of how addicting the core gameplay loop of looting and shooting is.
this dlc really only does one of those things, which sucks because the shooting in borderlands on its own makes for a really boring experience. and that's exactly what the underdome is. an offensively boring experience. supposedly it's issues stem from it being designed for co-op play, but the base game is also designed with co-op in mind and still manages to be fun in solo.
enemies in this dlc are way too tanky, they deal way too much damage, half of the modifiers are actually fucking nothing, while the other half are ridiculously annoying to deal with and make the game more frustrating. you're forced to sit behind walls waiting for your shield to regenerate and occasionally run out to pick off a few guys and go find another wall to sit behind. rinse and repeat for about an hour and that'll be one arena completed. theres 3 of them.
i do not believe for a second this shit was playtested.
borderlands 1 is already a game im sort of mixed on. its not bad but it doesnt really do anything amazing. however i was hooked on it for a bit because of how addicting the core gameplay loop of looting and shooting is.
this dlc really only does one of those things, which sucks because the shooting in borderlands on its own makes for a really boring experience. and that's exactly what the underdome is. an offensively boring experience. supposedly it's issues stem from it being designed for co-op play, but the base game is also designed with co-op in mind and still manages to be fun in solo.
enemies in this dlc are way too tanky, they deal way too much damage, half of the modifiers are actually fucking nothing, while the other half are ridiculously annoying to deal with and make the game more frustrating. you're forced to sit behind walls waiting for your shield to regenerate and occasionally run out to pick off a few guys and go find another wall to sit behind. rinse and repeat for about an hour and that'll be one arena completed. theres 3 of them.
i do not believe for a second this shit was playtested.
2022
its alright i guess, i just wish roguelikes would stop reusing vampire survivor's formula while making it worse
please do not bring underwater combat back for the love of god
2009
wii sports if it was good
2006
the definition of a 6/10 minigame collection
it has 5 sports, simplified to work with motion controls and maybe like 2 buttons. to go through my thoughts on all of them real quick:
tennis: the most boring one. you swing when the ball is near you. thats it.
baseball: i liked it, while batting. pitching is boring.
bowling: the best one, although i may be biased because i fucking love bowling
golf: yeah this shit really doesnt work with a wii remote
boxing: it might have been fun if the controls werent as unresponsive as they are
this was my first time playing this game after years of hearing so many people reminisce on it fondly and to be honest i dont get it. its definitely not bad but its not great either
it has 5 sports, simplified to work with motion controls and maybe like 2 buttons. to go through my thoughts on all of them real quick:
tennis: the most boring one. you swing when the ball is near you. thats it.
baseball: i liked it, while batting. pitching is boring.
bowling: the best one, although i may be biased because i fucking love bowling
golf: yeah this shit really doesnt work with a wii remote
boxing: it might have been fun if the controls werent as unresponsive as they are
this was my first time playing this game after years of hearing so many people reminisce on it fondly and to be honest i dont get it. its definitely not bad but its not great either
2014
i like puyo puyo and i like tetris but what the fuck were they thinking combining them into one game.
ngl though its really fun
ngl though its really fun
2011
if you really need to play tetris and all you have is a 3ds then yeah this is the game for you. i dont like the side modes and being forced to play tetris with the 3ds dpad should be considered a human rights violation but its still tetris.