Tojo6thChairman
2022
its alright i guess, i just wish roguelikes would stop reusing vampire survivor's formula while making it worse
please do not bring underwater combat back for the love of god
2009
wii sports if it was good
2006
the definition of a 6/10 minigame collection
it has 5 sports, simplified to work with motion controls and maybe like 2 buttons. to go through my thoughts on all of them real quick:
tennis: the most boring one. you swing when the ball is near you. thats it.
baseball: i liked it, while batting. pitching is boring.
bowling: the best one, although i may be biased because i fucking love bowling
golf: yeah this shit really doesnt work with a wii remote
boxing: it might have been fun if the controls werent as unresponsive as they are
this was my first time playing this game after years of hearing so many people reminisce on it fondly and to be honest i dont get it. its definitely not bad but its not great either
it has 5 sports, simplified to work with motion controls and maybe like 2 buttons. to go through my thoughts on all of them real quick:
tennis: the most boring one. you swing when the ball is near you. thats it.
baseball: i liked it, while batting. pitching is boring.
bowling: the best one, although i may be biased because i fucking love bowling
golf: yeah this shit really doesnt work with a wii remote
boxing: it might have been fun if the controls werent as unresponsive as they are
this was my first time playing this game after years of hearing so many people reminisce on it fondly and to be honest i dont get it. its definitely not bad but its not great either
2014
i like puyo puyo and i like tetris but what the fuck were they thinking combining them into one game.
ngl though its really fun
ngl though its really fun
2011
if you really need to play tetris and all you have is a 3ds then yeah this is the game for you. i dont like the side modes and being forced to play tetris with the 3ds dpad should be considered a human rights violation but its still tetris.
life is worth living
its so accurate to the n64 era that they even brought satan along to program the camera controls
for real though, its a good game, especially considering it was made in just a week (and its free)
for real though, its a good game, especially considering it was made in just a week (and its free)
2022
an improvement in every conceivable way. i dont even have anything to say other than you should ignore the first game and play this instead because its just so much better.
2017
its ok? i guess? it starts off really well. its at its peak when you're fighting the rebels but then you get thrown into the abandoned railroad with all of your weapons gone and then you're forced to defend a slow ass stalker in complete darkness for 10 minutes and then vortigaunts start showing up and you fight the worst final boss in an fps game. ill cut the devs some slack, its clear a lot of love was put into this mod and i did enjoy it at the begging but holy shit the latter half of this game gets so bad.
2012
do i even need to say anything everyone already knows this game is ass
a shitty minigame collection with a shittier platform fighter attached to it. currently the worst game ive played this year and even though its only february i doubt that will change.
its kurohyou again, i really dont know what i could say without repeating my review of the first game. the combat has some slight improvements that i enjoyed, the part time jobs are still boring, theres one new minigame in karaoke, but it has only one song and none of the appeal of its appearance in the main series. the story started off kinda weak but i did get more invested in it the longer it went on. overall, its an improvement.
i think this game is a wee bit overhyped. i did like it but i thought the side content was lacking and the story got less interesting the longer it went on. substories are really dull this time around unfortunately and, as mentioned earlier, the side content in general is lacking. the only minigames are the part time jobs, and they get repetitive very easily. the game is carried by its combat system, which thankfully is really fun. overall its a good game.
its a psp port of a mediocre ps2 game with "better" controls. controls are still really awkward. not much content (at least compared to its sequels). completely overshadowed by later games which came out on the same system.