What if you wanted to catch Twoface in like 5 minutes.

What if Batman was super upset his boyfriend died.

What if we made Story Content... A pre-order bonus...

I'm so glad I didn't pay for this game but so mad I wasted 11 hours on it, what a bad game in all regards.

A fun free 30 minutes of pure Portal comedy, they still got it!

Didn't have enough Animal Crossing stuff in it for an Animal Crossing game.

This game is only really fun with a group of friends.

What a nightmare of a game, don't go near it.

How did they make a game with only bad cases? Boring characters, boring scenes, a massive disappointment with the worst case and culprit ever.

Holy fuck this was amazing, shame about that secret ending huh?

Playing this immediately after Reunion was really fun, the old VA for Zack was so charming I really wish they kept him for remake, but besides that? I can see how almost every line became a classic

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This game was such an EXPERIENCE my god, I usually really dislike openworld games but they made this games world so fun to explore with plenty to do, so much to do! Every second I couldn’t wait to play more and more, seeing so many favourite moments remade was so much fun, Barret stole the show my god and Elena was so much fun to watch too! Despite spoiler warning this I won’t actually go into spoilers except for the few things I didn’t enjoy too much just to get them off my chest, and also the ending.

Dislikes:
-Vincent and Cid despite “joining” the party they don’t actually follow and just stay at boat spots waiting for you.
-Cid introduce worries me with how they’ll handle his actually story next part since he now has a connection to the party prior to rocket town.
-extremely nothing but I miss that cid no longer has cigarettes in his goggles.
-Cait Sith having a friendship icon but you can’t improve it and he doesn’t have any side quests related to him like the rest, I’m GUESSING it’s cause he briefly leaves the party at the very VERY final moment of freeroam but still?
-Cait Sith being pronounced wrong lol (I’m Scottish and it would’ve been so easy to correct it)
-Cloud no longer says the “Aerith can no longer” line which sucks cause I really liked it, he also no longer releases her into the water.


I’m so happy with how this remake turned out, it’s so gorgeous looking everywhere you look, Tartarus is fun to play! They made the worst part of the game better! Simply by making it feel like it goes by so much faster by how fun the gameplay is. Theurgy is such a fun addition to the combat making every character even more varied, tho let’s be honest Ken and Koromaru are so strong it’s ridiculous lol. Having all the social links be voiced also helped me enjoy their stories even more than before, even the ones I still dislike like they still don’t go over the out of nowhere cult stuff in the moon social link or anything, but the new Link episodes are a amazing addition for the male party members, the only complaint I can think of for this game is the opening cutscene and awakening cutscene don’t feel as strong as the original, they don’t have that impact anymore sadly but the rest of the cutscenes are really well done, so why is it ranked 10/10? Cause I still really liked it lol

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I was told this game was one of the best in the series, I was lied to. It’s definitely better than the first game don’t get me wrong but that’s not saying much, the first case isn’t fun, I am tired of presidents especially after the last games final case being the proud owner of worst case in the series, they introduce Lotta Hart 2.0 AND Kay right off the bat, I don’t like Lotta or Kay, I am sick of the phrase territorial rights now, Shelly was fun to see i guess, and the second case was okay, the location was fun, Lang showed up for 2 minutes, but it’s the first time Courtney and Sebastian are introduced, Sebastian is the best cringe fail baby I’ve ever seen I love him and his whole arc, but Courtney? She feels like a constant obstacle for no reason all the time, she has no leg in any of the cases yet she’ll stop at nothing just to make sure your wrong, oh yeah Ray gets introduced too and he’s cool “for now” he also gets sexually assaulted and it’s played as a joke, case three definitely the best in the game, despite being the longest it flies by unlike the rest of this game, you get to play as Gregory with young ray, Badd is back, the location is fun and characters are fun too, even flashing back to Edgeworth is still fun, even Larry shows up again! Best part of the game is this case and is closes Rays character arc nicely… but there’s still 2 cases left so what should they do with ray? Oh yeah, make his a creep constantly hitting on underage girls, so he sucks for the rest of the game, case 4? Lotta Hart the fucker herself shows up and I hated every second of it, I did not care for Courtney, Sebastian being the star again, Franziska even showed up for some reason, the case felt really limited while feeling like it dragged too, but the final case… those fuckers brought back the berry big circus not just once but TWICE, with maybe the dumbest explanation for how the victim died ever, the mastermind was so obvious my god it’s like they didn’t even try, he’s was funny at least but overall the threads connecting the entire story was underwhelming as fuck, the only good thing this game has was introducing Sebastian, sadly never to be seen again.