yeah i don't like this 'temporary discover your surroundings that has no hallmarks' game mechanic

imagine a practice level but for game developing
this game feels like that

Dora the explorer creepypasta but…. A bijeo game?????

Better voice acting than this game deserves probably

"I'll make a game with multiple endings so players can replay it to gain different perspectives... But I won't let them skip the credits AHAHAHAAHAHAHA"

A joker's joke

I do love stoic protagonists in RPGs

Wow so many characters with unique abilities, but what if I make a #fuckcartman squad instead

Yeah I actually backseated this game instead of playing it myself.
Madge?

This isn't even a walking simulator, this is a spacebar pressing simulator to move the dialogue along as your character is locked in 6 hours worth of in-game cutscenes.

Trying to consume tasty lore before the alien consume me challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Random spooky game locations stitched together by fadeout screens

Fuck backtracking kiss my ass

NEEDS more shelf space, my hungry ass spent more time organizing my plants than playing the game

This review contains spoilers

My fucking house