I'll have whatever om nom's having

the missions are cool but they can also eat my ass

disco nom sounds weirdly sensual

zeptolab is kinda wack, they offer IAPs over ten bucks for a game that only lasts about an hour

did y'all know they ran a survey on twitter and everyone who took it unanimously demanded more remakes and even brand-new world games

if that ends up working then damn the rest of the series is in good hands

now listen to me young man. I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. I need you to go to the vending machine room. and I need you to ask the bastard battering lento working the vending machine if they have lucky bomb drop chips. if you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day

if there was such a thing as a truly perfect video game this might be it

if this game was an AITA reddit post the verdict would immediately be "everyone sucks here"

this is the only 2D mario game that matters

it's like if sega tried making a kirby game

turns out if the special stages suck dick, I'm not encouraged to explore for rings and try to beat them. and that only emphasizes how "white noise" all the levels are

except metropolis onward

that was miserable

docked 4 points, one for each of labyrinth zone's acts