stop me if you've heard this from me before. 100% is a pain

but dammit this is a really strong platformer that took a lot of what I liked about the previous games and amped them up while also adding it's own twists. a true sequel's purpose fulfilled

the entire swap gang is mere seconds away from violently making out with each other

I don't think we'll ever get a pokemon gen better than this one. peak creatures. peak region. solid character roster. great fashion options. peak music. peak anime. and of course peak games as well. and them immaculate 3DS vibes help too

this is the only pokemon game so far that I replay annually

now listen to me young man. I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. I need you to go to the vending machine room. and I need you to ask the bastard battering lento working the vending machine if they have lucky bomb drop chips. if you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day

this game is like that one weird kid in class. everyone tries to avoid him but if you just go up and have a little chat, you might find something worth loving

this game taught me feminism

okay half joking aside. this game deserved so much better. it actually deserved so much better. how heartbreaking is it that it gets killed a mere seven months after a release that was hyped for another seven months. they left the game in such a dire unpolished state too. it's a borderline 6/10 game but I have to go with my heart and give it a 7 because of how much it means to me

kracko is easier in the extra mode

fun game but that lag just keeps getting more in the way as time goes on. 3DS version supremacy

I'm just saying if I was convinced to not only play an FPS, but an old FPS at that, and end up brainrotting over it for like a month and a half, you might've made a pretty good game idk

I would rate it a 3.5 but I overshot my mouse by one pixel and didn't get the hole in one

blue spheres echoing in the distance

it's easy to say I'm giving it a good score because of nostalgia

but have you considered that this game just fucks

my new tinfoil hat conspiracy is that dream land 2 was a prototype for this

it would explain why this is just dream land 2 but fun

if you can beat this game without save states you should automatically qualify for a veteran's discount

this is the only classic angry birds game to survive the great purge of 2019

guess if we can only have one game stick around it is nice that it's one of the best ones