It's so weird to have actually played a Postal game that is
1; Not janky as fuck
2: Not glitchy as fuck.

I mean this honestly when I say that Postal Brain Damaged is one of the most fast-passed shooters I've had the pleasure of playing in some time. Granted not everything is perfect, a lot of the jokes in this are references that will absolutely age like milk (one of the bosses is literally just Covid), but that's just Postal in a nutshell, some of the jokes will land and other will fall flat. I love the simplistic pixelated style the game goes for, I love how since this is The Postal Dude's dream a lot of the stuff in the levels will have symbolism of how The Postal Dude sees the world; it's not deep or on the same level as Psychonauts but it's a nice touch they really didn't need to add.

This game was a joy to play and it's definitely one I'm gonna come back to later.

You know people said this game had mind-controlling properties but I just played like 2 hours worth and I feel fine. Honestly, I feel a lot better than fine I feel amazing, like playing the game heightened all of my senses, I could see every micro-pixel on the screen, I could hear something from insides my Neighbor's house that's 19 blocks down the street, and I could play the whole game with my eyes closed just from listening to the audio.
This truly is one of the best games of that decade, hell I would go as far as to say it's one of the greatest games ever invented, it truly is something that every gamer should play in their life.

It made me feel complete.


On an unrelated note, I just signed up to be a part of the US Military.