I be edging my mirror

"He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass, I wasn't selling any" - Max Payne

"The head be so sloppy, we call it sleepy joe" - Also Max Payne

Fat Joe!

I really like the asthetic of this game, but I can't get an hour into it before I fall asleep lol.

Explosions go brr

Unplayable garbage, I couldn't even get an hour into the game because of how terrible this game's optimization is. I couldn't control the sensitivity, so I had drag my mouse harder than I was dragging my nuts all over your mom's face. Excluding that, the movement's stilted, graphically, it looks terrible. One of the worst games I've ever played

Maybe not as good as the first game, but has a way better soundtrack

They call the cock the way I sucking that shit.

I shot a guard in a nazi server, Life is complete.

Boring

Hoyt's section of the game is pretty mid, but fun, however the first half is pretty much perfect.

Niggas call me malaria

This game has a unique problem where there is so much to do, so much so that there is nothing to do.

Yusuf Amir is the greatest character of all time

BIKER VROOOM VROOOM!!!!!