armanigucci
9 reviews liked by armanigucci
Played through the adventure mode again, and man is this a good kart racer. The roster of characters is hysterical and the controls are tight (while remaining unique from mario kart) Really enjoyed the mission variety also.
Maybe doesn't deserve 5 stars in a vacuum, but I can't rate it lower in good conscience. Will be back for the time trials.
Maybe doesn't deserve 5 stars in a vacuum, but I can't rate it lower in good conscience. Will be back for the time trials.
Shadow the Hedgehog
2005
I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Shadow the Hedgehog
2005
I like the part in the hero route where shadow says "this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me". That's about the only part I can say that I like.
Shadow the Hedgehog
2005
Ok, now Sonic believes in the second amendment! This is what god created games for! Easily the manliest game known to man.
Shadow the Hedgehog
2005
It's redpilled, it's unbalanced, the soundtrack is very unmemorable save for a few exceptions, the story retcons a lot, it plays like FUCKING JANK and the villain is really bad.
It plays better than Sonic Heroes by a countryside mile and made me drop that game a peg or two after playing this and no way in hell I'll call the guns "unfun".
Haters can cope and seethe with this next statement; this game rules when it "sometimes" rules
It plays better than Sonic Heroes by a countryside mile and made me drop that game a peg or two after playing this and no way in hell I'll call the guns "unfun".
Haters can cope and seethe with this next statement; this game rules when it "sometimes" rules
Borderlands 3
2019
I'm honestly tired of opening another case full of pistols while listening to fart jokes and cringiest story ever made. And spending 70% of game time in bloody Louisiana is torture.
Shame that shooting is actually better than in previous ones and having your own mech equipped with war crimes is something I didn't know I wanted.
Shame that shooting is actually better than in previous ones and having your own mech equipped with war crimes is something I didn't know I wanted.
Bloodborne
2015
SUPERB art direction, high replay value, furious combat, fantastic bosses, unique atmosphere, and creepy lore. If you've never played any dark souls games - start with this one! It's the best. A pure piece of art.
If you're discouraged by the difficulty - it's ok.
I dig into this game from the 5th or 6th (!!!) attempt.
If you're discouraged by the difficulty - it's ok.
I dig into this game from the 5th or 6th (!!!) attempt.
Kingdom Hearts
2002
there's something a lot more tangible and earnest and adolescently painful about kingdom hearts 1 than anything else in that franchise in a way that makes it feel really fun for me to revisit. I also like the platforming and the combat and stuff the game is just crunchy and weighty and cool, I wish future KH games had this dedication to level design
Assassin's Creed II
2009
most overrated franchise in the existince wtf is that