Had a friend call this Midshock and I killed him (this message was deemed as TRUE by real American patriots)

i played this with my dad as a kid and i would only do hail marry's and he'd still lose

ive spent all my life stomping on... KOOPAS!

Literally a reskin of the most notorously terrible arcade port of all time.

Thats it. thats peak gaming here.

This game stinks like shit but at least has a funny gorilla character

Yeah, don't know what I was thinking when I got this