REVOLUTIONARY

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Ye.... wait what? WHAT THE FUCK? ELLIE NO DONT KISS HER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK ELLIE IS A LESBO? fuck me man shit mant fuck this ok i love the last of us but suck m dick neil

ubisoft : pagan min is tottally fictional m8
kim jung un : exists
ubisoft: SORRY PLS DONT NUKE US WE JUS WANNA MAKE A GAME BRO

Max , come on ,, time to wake up for real youve been tripping BAALLZ this whole time

srsly where is cole? what the FUCK cole is dead?!!!!! WELL WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PUNK YOU GOT ME PLAYING AS? oh troy baker did the va on this? well ok then wow nice game

GENIUS

BREAK EVERY FUCKING BONE IN MA BAWDY I WILL GET UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED GOTTA LOVE VIDJA GAYMES

wait i think i a m in a video game. is this all a simulation? this was all a lie. a program designed to be executed in a certain way well fuck you then whoever is playing

what can i say tobey you never fail to never disappoint in a game

REMEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE BUT WAIT ITS NOT A LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ITS AN OCEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

sorry dmc but devils cant cry so its actually devil may not cry

well they made the choices meaningful but they didnt make all of them meaningful because two characters actually cant die until the final chapter but you can kill them then but really you cant say that all the characters cant die but you cant tell me that all the cahrarchartreatdfaafaffafasfaefdvagsddbgshsdbvsderhsdfbhsdfnsdfh

square Enix : wait wait i just got this great idea never done before, a double agent working his way up the criminal ladder in the triads and reporting his findings to the police in and open world game
everyone : so basically GTA but in china?
square enix : well ,,,,,,
everyone : YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

requiescat in pace ezio auditore da firenze

Great to see the game return to the roots that made this game so special