games i don't want to play for trivial reasons

games i actively Do Not Want to Play for purely trivial/petty/silly reasons. this does not mean the games are bad!! i know these reasons are silly and often illogical. that's the point of this list 👍

Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
it's called "Cyberpunk 2077"
Final Fantasy XV
Final Fantasy XV
having a party of only Young Hot Guys is boring to me
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
I'm sure this game is fine but the sheer amount of "FINALLY a jrpg where you DON'T play as a TEENAGER"-comments i've seen just annoys me for some reason. Which it shouldn't, because i think having more jrpgs with older characters is a good thing. idk
Pathologic 2
Pathologic 2
i don't like how they portray Clara in pathologic 2. what makes this petty is that 1) it's literally just one character 2) i haven't played pathologic 1 or 2
Night in the Woods
Night in the Woods
i often don't like when characters talk in that detached text message-type of way. it CAN work but then it has to be super great/funny writing for me to enjoy it. maybe i'd like it more when i was 18
Final Fantasy VII Remake
Final Fantasy VII Remake
it looks too realistic for me. it doesn't get more petty than this, sorry
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
ok don't get me wrong i like fe3h well enough (........ kind of) but i only have one route left and it's the church route and i don't like rhea. haha
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
#notmyharry
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 2
valid reasons to not want to play the SH2 remake: "bloober team is in charge of it" "SH2 doesn't need a remake" "konami just wants money and can't be trusted"

my special petty reasons for not wanting to play the SH2 remake: "i don't like james dramatically falling down on his knees screaming in the trailer" "i miss the quick weird hand thing james does at his face in front of the mirror in og SH2"
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies
I don't want to play this solely because I want the inherently funny phrase "The Dark Age of Law" to be literally the only thing i know about it

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