steve is my favorite character in ultimate because he makes ultimate players cry. why does this game have minimum 6f input lag with the best possible controller and display. why does is the input lag doubled online. why is it faster to play with a wireless controller than a wired one. why is the buffer system like that. why can't you do any of the fun movement stuff from melee. why did nintendo market this game as a competitive experience. why can't you dashdance. why is steve literally just a rivals of aether character. why did they make samus like that. why is hero even in the game. why do people play this game. why, god. why.

this is the only platform fighter to come close to touching melee, rivals kinda suffers from a lack of manpower and foresight to what it would become (the pixel art style is hard to read, babydashing is difficult to the point of semi-controller dependency, edgeguarding can either be dynamic and engaging or a rinse-and-repeat slog, the game is pretty well balanced but certain matchups are VERY one sided) but you can play as a lightsaber cat with time-stopping tippers so i literally couldn't give less of a shit.