seven year old me saved $50 to buy this at full retail from toys r us

i never financially recovered

if they ask me to do the splits one more goddamn time i'm gonna split some skulls

haha runny man shoots the robot

oh shit there's an ikea

oh shit there's a time vortex

oh shit oh fuck this is good

oh shit

i'm bad at it tho

2014

my hard drive gets more valuable with each passing day

rami malek i will always save you

fuck you i wasn't crying at tetris where's the reciepts

i know one snake i wanna eat 👀

yeah you can jump and run and shit but can you give me my ativan pills??????????????