such a lovely game oh mein gott

missed the mark in a few ways for me but im also literally a bear who runs bnbs so who really cares

when i say im building my girlboss empire it means im building my naval fleet in assassin's creed: rogue

whoever decided that 10% of this game should take place in an office building is not seeing heaven

traumatic

an experience like none other

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would have been one star because whistling doesn't summon my horse but when I found out I could put a hat on him I bumped it back up to five