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One of the worst experiences I've had in life

There is no fucking way this is what those smash bros people were hyping up for decades

I don't even have a joke review fuck all of you for making this game seem way better than it is.

why is a remake of a mid snes rpg being sold for 60 bucks

It's a good game. But it's just breath of the wild part 2. All the issues BOTW had, TOTK has them too. Shrines all look the same. No real dungeons. Weapons break often. Combat is identical. I feel like I've already played this game.
For the new stuff, I don't really like all the building stuff. The sky islands feel tacked on, not really a big part of the game.
I played around 29 hours, Beat the Wind and Fire temple and stopped during the Water temple. I didn't explore very much, only upgraded my armor a couple of times and I'm getting one shot by constructs in the water temple. Not fun. I'm envious of people who can enjoy this game and call it their GOTY, but it's just not there for me.

Possibly the worst visuals of any game I've played given its year of release and platform, absolute dogshit

No other game, not even Dark Souls, has pissed me off and gotten me angrier than this game.

Talk about a game that overstays its welcome. since pikmin 1 and 2 have come to the switch i have beaten Pikmin 1 five times and Pikmin 2 once and I still have more time in Pikmin 2