Konami is mad and now you have to feel sad

Dante sure is a silly billy

This was simply not very fun to play

Listen, RSI or not, a man's gotta skate

Raziel is my dogg

Someone please tell the games industry to hire actual writers for the love of god

Incredible what they got out of the NES, to be honest

Banger soundtrack

Snake jumps off a flying rocket. Need I say more?

This game had a lot going for it, but the platforming was not as intuitive as it needed to be. Also the ending was sold as DLC??

Bloober Team

Gets repetitive later on but I did laugh a hell of a lot

I heard these guys like Star Wars?

I can't play these any more because I have RSI

I heard you like metaphors so we hit you in the face with a decapitated pig's head for 3 hours