dwardman
836 Reviews liked by dwardman
KOF with combos does not feel good and the art is really over-rated
Sonic Generations
2011
Nostalgia culture is akin to a cancerous tumor.
Resident Evil
2014
Make games with fixed camera angles cowards.
Metal Gear
1987
Solid
Grim Fandango
1998
Quite literally shaped me into the person I am today, a bag of bones who loves big band music and noir stories.
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Hypnospace Outlaw
2019
the internet was never a truly free or equitable space and was always being restrained and manipulated by capital forces but we really have traded away something so special for the sake of "streamlined user experience" without even realizing it and I doubt we can ever go back
de Blob
2008
I'm not convinced by the "color the world with fun~!" snake oil De Blob is selling me!!! You can paint this totally depersonalized metropolitan hellscape with as many garish colors as u want and it will still be a PANOPTIC BIOME OF CORPORATE SUBMISSION AND CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!! De Blob as the neoliberal compromise candidate in contrast 2 Jet Set Radio's radical reclamation of the urban landscape as a communal artspace 4 anticarceral revolt!!!!!!!!!!! more like de COP!!!! go open a frozen yogurt store in a disenfranchised community u slimy gentrifying FREAK!
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World of FunkoPop Monoculture HELL
my deep sense of pity could be totally paternal and unwarranted but I really wish I could give a big warm hug to every game artist who hustled for years to get their dream job at Square Enix and then had to expend their life energy cranking out this chibi homunculus nightmare that nobody in the world wanted or played