fluff_diva
Sorely missing Pixar and theme park content but otherwise a huge improvement on the first one. If they only had more time and a little more backing from Disney when they were on the cusp of pulling out of video games. Magical World 3 on Switch could be a masterpiece... especially if they included Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy stuff. But no, capitalism stifles innovation.
2006
This is one of the most sterling critiques of alienating labor in all of gamingdom. Playing this game as a child was the closest I got to communism until I could become a twitter cosplayer.
Hey everyone I think this might be a Wario-Land-like. Time for critical reevaluation?
2001
This is one of my favorite games of all time. Imagine a world with mobile gacha games that aren't directly attached to a credit card. Heaven.
Other than the unspoken but very loud fatphobia this game is pretty good. I like fashion but I don't want to be directly involved with that arm of global slavery so this is a fun way to scratch the itch.
Five stars for the map alone, many fewer for every other aspect. This game was made by an asshole company full of shitty managers and execs, written by a bunch of turds, and played primarily by pieces of crap. They should have removed everything that "required" horrid working conditions and made Cowpoke Walk Simulator X. This game would be cool if it featured heavy racial commentary, was even slower, and you only killed like three to five people instead of five hundred million. Seriously how do you make a game about THE WEST that has nothing to say and no philosophy besides "wot if u were in the wild west and like, every one was actin a bit silly, that'd be funny right lads teehee hoo" and that's a direct quote from Dan Rockstar. But hey at least the online mode is full of multiple different kinds of white supremacist posses (slave catchers, KKK, Nazis, Confederates, Soldiers of Odin, and more!) that will target apparent BIPOC player avatars exclusively, and for no other reason than to inhibit their existence, so that's extremely realistic and accurate to America! Once again the community takes it into their hands to fix a AAA game.
2009
I played this game while on stolen and occupied Tongva land.
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This game has a lot going for it: trains, toons, treasure, and things for Zelda to do. But the flute plays like shit, maybe with the mic in the center of the screen it works okay but on a 3DS XL it's Hell. And then that final boss fight... what the fuck, that part where you reflect fireballs is so unpleasant, and then immediately after you have to play the fucking flute again. And then the game ends and spits you out to the title screen without saving or affecting the game in any way. Okay... fuck you too, game? I thought we were getting along but I guess you just hated me this whole time and I was distracted by your looks.
With "Let's Create: Improvised Explosives" making tools of anarchy has never been more simple and fun! Become a true revolutionary and create "highly explosive" devices and share them with your local police officer! Hit the switch on the igniter, release all your righteous anger and take back the means of production in order to create an egalitarian society! Even when you behead and impale your very first landlord you will feel accomplished and relaxed as revolution is the best way to relieve your everyday stress and find your inner peace. An amazing, therapeutic and uplifting experience you can enjoy with your family and friends!
2011
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Who needs Microdick Fuck Stimulator when you could play this instead?
2015
It's a 5, it's a fucking 5!
2013
This would be five stars, but British people love doing racism so much and Karamja and Al-Kharid are just like... whew... Fuck me.
2017
Zack "Jick" Johnson is an abuser. It makes me sick to think the money I spent on KoL and this game helped enable the hierarchy that Jick created within his company and circle of friends, where from his position of power he took advantage of and abused young women. This is not some big studio game with hundreds of developers. The humor and viewpoint of Asym absolutely reflect the beliefs of the several primary creators, particularly Jick. No "separating the art from the artist," okay?
2020
Definitely check this out if you have Game Pass. The art and animation is so great, it feels like playing a classic Flash game on minimum quality.
This is the definitive way to experience the original Resident Evil. Forget Classic REbirth on PC, this game has Classic mode and Rebirth mode. That's right, now you can play through this survival horror classic... with touch screen puzzles and combat sequences... if you want. But this version also has quick turning, quick reloading, quick knifing, quick everything. Two screens means twice the speed. The costumes are cute, the knife swiping is punishing, and sadly some of the FMVs are censored. Overall it's the second best way to live out your fantasy of being Sphere Hunter's wife.