frazingle
2023
Lethal Company is a repetitive mindless game in which the only original and fun moments are the interactions with your friends, which are also repetitive and stale. The games world is so empty it feels like a sandbox, the gameplay loop as well is also extremely tedious.
plus the game is made by a furry sooo
4.5/10
plus the game is made by a furry sooo
4.5/10
1998
i hate this game so much, i have beat it two times and I will beat it again. i hate it.
i hate it
its terrible, its absolutely fucked.
i will continue playing it
I hate shadow tower with every inch of my body.
i hate it
its terrible, its absolutely fucked.
i will continue playing it
I hate shadow tower with every inch of my body.
2017
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: The perfect port?
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was released on the 28th of April 2017 on Nintendo's hybrid handheld console. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a remaster of the Wii U title "Mario Kart 8" from 2014. While Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a fantastic game I'm not sure if the game deserves its "Deluxe" title, here's why.
This is not me saying that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a by all means "bad" game, no this game is absolutely incredible and is up there with some of the all-time great racing games like Burnout 3: Takedown and Gran Turismo 5. It's just that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe doesn't have enough new inclusions to warrant its $60 ( Australian $89.99 ) price tag.
One of the few minor new inclusions in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the double-item box feature which was included in Mario Kart Double Dash!! ( yes the games title includes 2 exclamation marks ) but unlike Double Dash Mario Kart 8 Deluxe doesn't need you to control 2 characters to use both item box slots, a minor problem I have with this though is that unlike in Mario Kart Double Dash, you can't choose what item box you want to use.
Nintendo's strategy during the Nintendo Switch generation appears to have been influenced by the Wii U's underwhelming performance. To rectify the Wii U's underappreciated game library, Nintendo made a conscious effort basically reuse these titles on the Nintendo Switch.
This can be seen as a positive or a negative but that's a conversation for another day.
Really that's my main problem with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It is called Deluxe which implies it is a wildly improved version which it just isn't. It runs as well as the Wii U version, It looks about as good as the Wii U version and it controls exactly like the Wii U version. It could be seen as a perfect port but it isn't marketed as a port.
Mario Kart 8 improves on every single Mario Kart title before it but unlike Mario Kart 7 for example, which did improve on every Mario Kart before it Mario Kart 8 Deluxe can't really be improved on. It's the essential Mario Kart, it takes all the best elements of the Mario Kart franchise and puts them together into one fantastic game.
A good "inclusion" to Deluxe is the E Shop DLC which gives the player double the maps of the original, it includes some absolutely incredible maps like coconut map. I don't include this as an inclusion to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe since you do have to purchase the DLC after purchasing the game but if you do have Mario Kart 8 Deluxe the DLC is a must-have.
In conclusion Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is as close to perfect as a racing game can get, my only problem with the game is its lack of inclusions in the port but that doesn't have anything to do with the fundamentals of the game. Mario Kart 8 is just great and an essential purchase for all fans of racing games and Nintendo games in general.
Thank you for reading my nitpicky and poorly written review!
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was released on the 28th of April 2017 on Nintendo's hybrid handheld console. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a remaster of the Wii U title "Mario Kart 8" from 2014. While Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a fantastic game I'm not sure if the game deserves its "Deluxe" title, here's why.
This is not me saying that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a by all means "bad" game, no this game is absolutely incredible and is up there with some of the all-time great racing games like Burnout 3: Takedown and Gran Turismo 5. It's just that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe doesn't have enough new inclusions to warrant its $60 ( Australian $89.99 ) price tag.
One of the few minor new inclusions in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the double-item box feature which was included in Mario Kart Double Dash!! ( yes the games title includes 2 exclamation marks ) but unlike Double Dash Mario Kart 8 Deluxe doesn't need you to control 2 characters to use both item box slots, a minor problem I have with this though is that unlike in Mario Kart Double Dash, you can't choose what item box you want to use.
Nintendo's strategy during the Nintendo Switch generation appears to have been influenced by the Wii U's underwhelming performance. To rectify the Wii U's underappreciated game library, Nintendo made a conscious effort basically reuse these titles on the Nintendo Switch.
This can be seen as a positive or a negative but that's a conversation for another day.
Really that's my main problem with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It is called Deluxe which implies it is a wildly improved version which it just isn't. It runs as well as the Wii U version, It looks about as good as the Wii U version and it controls exactly like the Wii U version. It could be seen as a perfect port but it isn't marketed as a port.
Mario Kart 8 improves on every single Mario Kart title before it but unlike Mario Kart 7 for example, which did improve on every Mario Kart before it Mario Kart 8 Deluxe can't really be improved on. It's the essential Mario Kart, it takes all the best elements of the Mario Kart franchise and puts them together into one fantastic game.
A good "inclusion" to Deluxe is the E Shop DLC which gives the player double the maps of the original, it includes some absolutely incredible maps like coconut map. I don't include this as an inclusion to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe since you do have to purchase the DLC after purchasing the game but if you do have Mario Kart 8 Deluxe the DLC is a must-have.
In conclusion Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is as close to perfect as a racing game can get, my only problem with the game is its lack of inclusions in the port but that doesn't have anything to do with the fundamentals of the game. Mario Kart 8 is just great and an essential purchase for all fans of racing games and Nintendo games in general.
Thank you for reading my nitpicky and poorly written review!
this game is just the modern-day Silent Hill HD Collection
This game fails at everything a remaster fundamentally should be.
2007
sigma adin ross i show speed ohio gyatt rizzler fanum tax kai cenat sigma w
2001
I played animal crossing for the first time on a rainy, windy day on a small crt on the original GameCube while listening to jazz.
that memory alone makes this game great
that memory alone makes this game great
2022
theres no other way to describe this game than just do not play it, its shit, its terrible, its a failure in basic game design. whatever way you want to phrase it this game is just pure ass.
2000
OVER. RATED.
( replayed it, its quite good looking back on it )
( replayed it, its quite good looking back on it )
2000
Perfect Dark is seen as one of if not the greatest first person shooter of all time along with titles such as Goldeneye 007 and Halo: Combat Evolved due to how revolutionary the game is perceived to be, while I respect Perfect Dark in no sense is it a perfect or even great game.
First off the shooting element of this game is much more refined than Goldeneye, mainly due to its hit detection being much more accurate then Goldeneye, but there isn't as wide a range of weapons that are viable in this game as their as in Goldeneye.
Secondly, the campaign in this game is not as good as Goldeneye. The mission's objectives at times are cryptic and strange and the ai can be really shitty sometimes. The whole system of being able to get different objectives due to your difficulty is quite interesting but in practice it's just annoying since most of the time you do not know what you are doing since you are just finding objectives for higher difficulty players.
Not to say that Perfect Dark is bad its just severely dated, for its time this game was amazing but in 2023 its just tedious.
First off the shooting element of this game is much more refined than Goldeneye, mainly due to its hit detection being much more accurate then Goldeneye, but there isn't as wide a range of weapons that are viable in this game as their as in Goldeneye.
Secondly, the campaign in this game is not as good as Goldeneye. The mission's objectives at times are cryptic and strange and the ai can be really shitty sometimes. The whole system of being able to get different objectives due to your difficulty is quite interesting but in practice it's just annoying since most of the time you do not know what you are doing since you are just finding objectives for higher difficulty players.
Not to say that Perfect Dark is bad its just severely dated, for its time this game was amazing but in 2023 its just tedious.
1991
nrr nrr vroom speedy legend nrr nrr
2004
O say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave
Max Payne 2 broke on me before I could finish it but from what I played it's a great game but not as stellar as the original.
2010
While I can appreciate heavy rains ambition and its influence, the game is simply quite bad. The game doesn't look very good and has very little style, the story has a lot of promise but falls flat due to bad writing and terrible but funny voice acting. The gameplay is also just shit, the controls are clunky and all your actions are very repetitive.
Heavy rain deserves respect for being so ambitious and for inspiring this entire genre of video games but the game is quite simply just not fun.
Heavy rain deserves respect for being so ambitious and for inspiring this entire genre of video games but the game is quite simply just not fun.
I remember renting this game after watching an entire 40-hour let's play of this on youtube when I was about 7, I got about 3 hours in then I just remember getting really pissed off and ripping the game out of my Wii. I pulled way too hard and the side of the disc got stuck on the Wii and somehow ripped an eighth of the disc off. I returned the game to my local rental store and the worker saw the damage and made my mom pay 45$ for repair fees. At least I enjoyed it for the first couple of hours.
In conclusion, Fuck pokepark 2
In conclusion, Fuck pokepark 2