Ugh

Maybe Roger Ebert was right

Imagine if the whole game was like that two minute Harlem Jazz Improv sequence. It's not, but imagine if it was

Can't believe this game went the route it did. It was such a funny concept, and it wound up being such bad vibes.

I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare about this corny couple and their doomed relationship

Feels really bad to play, and everyone talks way too much but literally none of the dialogue matters cause it's like 90% aesthetic technobabble jargon

I just don't get Ghosts n Goblins appeal at all. Can't believe I played through the whole thing on Knight.

Absolutely nothing redeemable here