guyperson1
2011
block game good
staple of my childhood. it would be a crime to lower the rating.
staple of my childhood. it would be a crime to lower the rating.
2016
bullet game good
funny guns with funny puns. fun control and gameplay. don't bother unlocking the elevator.
funny guns with funny puns. fun control and gameplay. don't bother unlocking the elevator.
2011
square game good.
the early game kind of sucks, but the bosses are fun and both the game and the grind get good once you're gotten past whichever evil biome boss you have. i don't build so no comment on the more creative aspects. both the legendary seed and fishing quest achievement were the worst gaming experiences i have ever had, in a funny way.
the early game kind of sucks, but the bosses are fun and both the game and the grind get good once you're gotten past whichever evil biome boss you have. i don't build so no comment on the more creative aspects. both the legendary seed and fishing quest achievement were the worst gaming experiences i have ever had, in a funny way.
2006
This review contains spoilers
motherless game good.
it's an experience. an absolute treasure. i cried when i beat it the first time, and i cried when i beat it the next three times. the rolling health is fun, the rhythm hitting mechanic would probably be fun if i didn't emulate it, the game is charming, and the story is heartfelt. also they go on an acid trip and that's funny.
it's an experience. an absolute treasure. i cried when i beat it the first time, and i cried when i beat it the next three times. the rolling health is fun, the rhythm hitting mechanic would probably be fun if i didn't emulate it, the game is charming, and the story is heartfelt. also they go on an acid trip and that's funny.
2021
dragon penetration game decent
i did not enjoy the fifth level. i did not beat the fifth level. i have a skill issue.
i did not enjoy the fifth level. i did not beat the fifth level. i have a skill issue.
bee extinction game alright
relaxing if you have free time. except in the levels where the bees are camouflaged for some godforsaken reason. why do those levels exist. that's not a thing. bees dont camoflage. they're bright yellow with black stripes. i don't go into a park and see like six hundred bees completely blending in with their surroundings. that's not a thing. i see them buzzing around and they're yellow and black. like in that one scene at the start of the bee movie. yellow black yellow black yellow black. absolutely deranged that they would allow these affronts to the natural world to exist. otherwise pretty alright game.
relaxing if you have free time. except in the levels where the bees are camouflaged for some godforsaken reason. why do those levels exist. that's not a thing. bees dont camoflage. they're bright yellow with black stripes. i don't go into a park and see like six hundred bees completely blending in with their surroundings. that's not a thing. i see them buzzing around and they're yellow and black. like in that one scene at the start of the bee movie. yellow black yellow black yellow black. absolutely deranged that they would allow these affronts to the natural world to exist. otherwise pretty alright game.
talking animal game good
good story. banger music. fun gameplay. easily one of, if not the best pokemon games ever, including mainline.
good story. banger music. fun gameplay. easily one of, if not the best pokemon games ever, including mainline.
1994
quirky game good.
there's a reason why every single quirky indie rpg is inspired by this game. because it's awesome. it's a light-hearted, fun experience that gets serious when it needs to. also you can summon meteor showers on your opponents. play the game before i send an attack that you cannot grasp the true form of to your house.
there's a reason why every single quirky indie rpg is inspired by this game. because it's awesome. it's a light-hearted, fun experience that gets serious when it needs to. also you can summon meteor showers on your opponents. play the game before i send an attack that you cannot grasp the true form of to your house.
square game addon good
it's like base terraria with cocaine. banger music, bosses are on crack, cuts some of the grind, and also lore. sometimes i find it a bit unfairly difficult but that's probably skill issue.
it's like base terraria with cocaine. banger music, bosses are on crack, cuts some of the grind, and also lore. sometimes i find it a bit unfairly difficult but that's probably skill issue.
tea game good
i now know how to make tea.
i now know how to make tea.
2007
This review contains spoilers
board game alright
from a scale of one to chess, it definitely is chess.
from a scale of one to chess, it definitely is chess.
2011
dogfight game alright
i am bad at it and that's clearly the game's fault.
i am bad at it and that's clearly the game's fault.
2014
internet outage game bad
please help i just want to watch youtube.
please help i just want to watch youtube.
2018
spaceship game alright
it's completely ruined several words in the english lexicon.
it's completely ruined several words in the english lexicon.
2018
monkey game alright
it's a good time waster but repetitive by nature, it inevitably becomes pretty boring.
it's a good time waster but repetitive by nature, it inevitably becomes pretty boring.