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Feels right that Morishima canonically turned into a vape guy

Don't depend on the net. Depend on the net. God lives in the net. The net will guide you to all answers and wisdom. Doubt the net. Save the net. Kill the net.

Time hasn't been kind to you. It hasn't, and that made you unkind to me.

I know you're still in there.

Ludo-perfection. It takes the perfect Tetris concept and speeds it up to inhuman levels, and along with it the skill ceiling. Always fun and infinitely masterable, if I was allowed to only play one video game for the rest of my life, it would be this.

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that one scene where raidou took a wine bottle and beat the shit out of former japanese imperial spy grigori rasputin, who is also an android from the future, because he was incapable of simply not hitting on women at a bar. that's the best scene in all of megami tensei.

if games had stopped aiming for graphical fidelity/realism beyond what this game achieves the medium would be lightyears ahead as a vehicle of storytelling & communication (and a more ethical one at that). anything beyond heather's model is diminishing returns.

To quote the IGN walkthrough of this game: "Remember! This game is weird!"

I want Kiryu to beat me up and then have consensual sexual relations with me.

They don't know how it feels to be attracted to anthropomorphized swords

25th Ward is insane, magnificent, unfathomable, funny, genius, mind bending and the kind of game that will stay with you for the longest time. No other game made me want to analyse every bit of the journey, here's a taste of that with this passionate little thread I have on twitter about it ( I recommend checking this out once you have your own understanding of the game):
https://twitter.com/Stagivian/status/1535200801513152513

this game has such an inventive and insane premise, it’s so worth experiencing and it’s a shame it’s not available anywhere
It’s short and sweet and one of the best racers I’ve played please play this game

MK Ultra muscle memory programming software. If you manage to complete this game 100% then I'm sorry but there's no undoing the process and the next time you see a low-poly apple it'll be a signal from the devs to pull out a gun and shoot the most politically powerful person in the room. Sad to say I will never experience that because I absolutely got filtered but up to a certain point (world 4) it was indeed, haha, Lovely

Este juego me arruinó la adolescencia en varios niveles




The sound of bullets whizzing by and the slumping of bodies as they hit the floor. The adrenaline that pumps through my veins as I shoot goon after goon with pinpoint accuracy. Wading through bodies as I march forward towards my exit, an army of men pouring in from every which way in a vain attempt to stop me. Another empty handgun is tossed to the wayside, another poor soul gets his arm broken and soon enough I have another one in my hand. In this march of death, surrounded by a cacophony of shouting, gunfire and the thunderous footsteps of incoming hitmen, there's only one though running through my head:

"I wonder what picture they're showing this week at the theater down the street."

French Existentialism is a philosophy about the isolation of the human experience in a hostile, uncaring world. We don't know why we're here, and all that matters is what you do with your own two hands. Arrest of a Stone Buddha is all about this. Taking influence from French cinema and action directors like John Woo, the game is part aimless life sim and part high-tension shootouts and assassination missions. Between the thrilling (if simple) assassination jobs where you fight legions upon legions of cannon-fodder while trying to make it to your getaway vehicle, there's long stretches of time where our lone gunman is wandering around his neighborhood in downtown France, taking in the sights, drinking at the bar, watching a movie at the cinema or taking a visit to the local art gallery. It's all just a way to kill time between the only moments where you feel truly alive: the ones where you're knee-deep in bodies and pumped up on adrenaline.

It's charming at first, but as the in-game month drags on, it loses its luster, which is ultimately the point Stone Buddha is trying to drive home. You start wandering aimlessly, loitering around the city, going to bed as soon as possible just to make the next day come faster in the hopes our new job will give us a momentary distraction from the mundanity of it all. But a new job will only stave off the ennui for so long. Our hitman is empty inside, and no amount of culture or walks in the park or drinks or new coats is going to fill that hole. Without the killing, without the violence, there's nothing for him.

There's nothing for us.