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there are some good ideas in this one (mainly in galactic conquest) but my god even mhfu had less clunk than this, what the heck is this gameplay dawg like damn
edit: I just remembered this was made by waw final front devs, that explains everything now thanks
edit 2:now that I think about it, the idea of a 4 player galactic conquest seems peak, but why the fuck it had to be executed on a psp

Bioware's, or more specifically Drew Karpyshyn's, keen understanding and love of Star Wars shines right through in the quintessential Jedi Knight "KOTOR 3" storyline in this, as does of the majority who proclaim it captures what Star Wars is ultimately about and supposed to be like. That is to say "a hero's journey" where the self-insert Gary Stu/Mary Sue mindlessly follows orders and mows down hundreds of imperial mooks along their path towards defeating the irredeemably evil bigbad with their blue glowstick, as we all know. If there were a dialogue option for the player to retort to the emperor's villainous monologue of vagaries at the end with "AND I AM ALL TEH JEDAI!" or some such it would've been truly perfect, I think Us Star Wars iconography enjoyers can all agree. At least unlike the previous attempt at a superficial facsimile of the movies by Bioware, the token R2-D2 homage party member in this is something akin to a "character" rather than a literal plot device with zero relevance or even personality beyond being needed to open a door on the tutorial planet. KOTOR 2 was quite a subversive deconstruction of the source material in regards to how its narrative handled T3M4 instead, amirite or amirite, my fellow fans of mediocre VNs and WorloWarcrap: Catalyst...? End of line.

PS: im so so sorry for not updating my blog in a more timely manner and aptly posting this on teh fourth of may for the annual CelebratioN of a multibillion£€$ zombie franchise

even in its incomplete state feels more complete than most games released in the last five years, haze without the yellow

the blueprint for the perfect third person/first person hybrid shooter game, helldivers 2 developers pray for this game's existence every night before sleep

Max payne 2: Yiğidin yalnızlığı
-Max abi?
+Yeah its me Max and we gotta problem
-Problem? Ne problemi abi?
+You kill me without saving the game and it wears me out to start all over again
-Abi anlıyorum da vallaha konuşamıyorum ya yoksa ne dediğini anlıyorum yani
(young man understood but couldn't speak)
+What's wrong with you kid?
-Abi işin yokaa otursana konuşalım 2 dakika
(Mona was waiting me but I should have listened to the kid "Max where are you")
-Max abi, abi ben aslında seni kaydetmeyi unutmuyorum ben seni oynadıkça hayattaki bütün dertlerimi unutuyorum abi ve her seyden önce yalnızlığımı unutuyorum artık umudum kalmadı ve biliyor musun sen benim en iyi arkadaşımsın abi
(I didnt understand what he said but i was feeling it)
+Remember boy, hope is a good thing maybe the best of things and no good things ever dies

all they had to do was add online functionality to galactic conquest. maybe expand on it. and it could've been peak

John Travolta starring as Oarfish Dalauan Sparrow