This review was written before the game released

Taliban resurgence
Tax cuts coming back
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New COD MW2
Bro's 2009 is back baby

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He's just like me for real

Doki Doki is a visual novel that deconstruction a genre of visuals novels that doesn't even exist. For the love of a god not a single Japanese visual novel does not do what Doki Doki tries to imitate.

Jesus Christ it like the developer just tried to make it self-aware by being clever but fuck it up ether way in the process. this game reminds me of another visual novel that came out years ago called Everlasting Summer, which had a character kill herself as well which cause a lot of Russian and American player to cry for some reason yet she was the most forgettable character in that game. it really funny looking back at this game that scared my buddy back in college, when he reach the Sayori, scene yet when I made it to that scene I was laughing my ass-off.

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So this is the story YIIK: a post modern rpg wanted to tell

Bought this game at full price. Later learn has a monthly subscription fee. Buy monthly subscription fee yet haven't even opened the game. Repeat process for Three more months. Still haven't open the game. This is greatest pyramid scheme I seen yet

They just don't make games like they use too

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What if "Darkengard but made for American's" but still really funny the devs believe you should feel sympathy for killing US soldiers yet I was out here caping off soldiers like dirty Harry, magma Force. Also the game true story is about how Feds are the reason why everything is going to shit

Game so bad I had to do a ASD test to see if my brain was still functional

nothing has change in this game so far barely anything but new map updates and tweaks. after a 8 months period of me not playing this game. still the same combat and rate up is shit but hey good art and porn

For my first game we spent an hours doing the fitness gram pacer test. then later squid game