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Shotout to the guy who spent 36 hours in Discord VC explaining how the protagonist is in a coma and Horizon 2-5 are dreams.

I feel so terrible for everyone who lived in Colorado during the Horizon Festival

The best game in the series. No other Horizon game has matched it's festival atmosphere, awesome progression with the wristbands or the sheer banger soundtrack. This game oozes style and atmosphere, and it gives me heavy "summer of 2012" vibes. I love it.

Hands down this is the best "racer" in the Forza Horizon side series. The progression is so tight and races feel tougher and tougher with the use of actual AI instead of the series later insistence on Drivitars.

The progression in this game really felt meaningful. It was rewarding to work your way up the ranks and attain higher-class cars. Everything about the game was a blast and it became the starting point of a great series.

Rating still holds. Something is special about this game and Squeak Squad for me. My childhood is built around the Flagship Kirby titles, and while not everyone is down with Amazing Mirror and Squeak Squad, I am. It isn’t a perfect Metroidvania, your CPU allies are negligible and stupid when they hold weight, and it isn’t mapped particularly well, but it’s far less bad map wise than little me remembered. Finished it with 95% completion, and in 2 days. My little cousin got me the Switch Online expansion, and say what you will, but the GBA emulator, and filter are rather excellent with the OLED. It’s rare you see me hyping up a graphics filter, but this put CRT filters to shame. I’ll always love this game; it’s charming with its unique bestiary, its soundtrack, and its structure. I think it’s a really nice game, emblematic of the era in the early 2000s where Nintendo outsourced a lot of handheld titles, and they still tended to slap. This slapped.

I adore really cute things and, shockingly enough, this game is full of really cute things

Anyone who calls this game a “cozy game” is fucking lying, that cat is a narc

It's kind of glitchy for me, but that's what I get for playing video games on my MacBook Air

100% completion second log. Still very charming to me, and it nice experience. I am glad that going for the final last achievements I missed got me to use the free-roam mode, way better without the story and being interrupted by whatever her name was.

I do not remember much from my childhood, but I do distinctly remember playing this at a Pizza Hut which was pretty rad. Pizza Hut would be swimming in money again if they simply installed a Hydro Thunder at every brick-and-mortar location they have.

The gaming equivalent of a nourishing meal.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with occasionally indulging in greasy junk food, but when you put it side by side with a delicious, homemade, hot meal for dinner you can't help but to notice which of them is the real deal.
Chants of Sennaar is the real deal.

It's smart, it's beautiful, it's intuitive, it's touching, it has no business having such a mesmerizing soundtrack. It's also crisp as heck on its fine quality of life detail, with a polishment that is rare to find nowadays.
I couldn't get enough of it; the game spoke to me, especially because it's so rare to find good puzzle games more focused on the Humanities field of knowledge. The only con, if I was inclined to point it out, is that it becomes a bit too easy especially by the last level. I can't really hold it against the game for not wanting their player base ragequitting because they couldn't learn some made-up ideogram system, though. Making things more complex than they needed to be would probably be a steep price to pay just to appease a few etymology enthusiasts (that being me).

The end result is exquisite. In its elegant approachability, Chants of Sennaar is one of those games that makes you happy for loving video games in the first place. I, for one, know that I am.

A slight improvement over Renegade Squadron because they let you pistol whip people in this one.