the “oh heckin pupper” humor wears very thin very quickly and there just… isn’t that much to it beyond that. if they were selling this for $5 i’d be more forgiving but this is a $20 game, and i’m sorry but the excuse of “they’re a small indie team!” i keep seeing on steam just doesn’t track when i’ve played games made by one person that have far more going for them than this.

the game also feels unfinished and unpolished (i straight up couldn’t play using keyboard and mouse because the game kept detecting controllers that weren’t connected). idk maybe they felt the need to release this quickly before the last of the ‘big chonker keanu reeves heckin doggo’ redditors die out but the game really didn’t need to rely on that humor to begin with?? whatever, i finessed the steam refund system once again so i basically played this for free and i’d recommend anyone who really wants to try it out do the same. i also had fun complaining about this to my boyfriend who watched me play it <3