Mono hijo de puta, te dije pan molido pendejo.

Freudian slip compilation.

Vro.....

You can't say "its fun but it reminds me of my ex so it makes me feel weird and lonely whenever I play" without saying "fun".

Music gave me Stendhal syndrome.

Top Spin required you to use motion controls on the Wii, so that you could regret your decision of not playing Virtua Tennis which was much better, whilst getting tired af.

Honestly just played this game because I thought it looked like it was a ransomware and thought it would be funny to try.

Final boss be like.

Omg cute french froggie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chosen One (derogatory).

Gen 1 sucks (except the birds).

Attention Gamers:
Don't invest your chips in GLaDOScoin.
Biggest mistake of my life.

I can't possibly explain how I got to play this but trust me its not worth the trouble with the Nicaraguan cartel.

Gen 1 and 2 sucks (except the birds).