maradona
It's that distinct type of shitty sidescroller you'd see in a flash Newgrounds game about killing Justin Bieber.
2005
Cycles between being a stupidly fun 15 minutes shootout of pure dual wielding bliss that makes you think "This is so cool I wonder why people don't like this one as much" to watching an unskippable 2 minutes racist cutscene and remembering why.
Another vicim of the early 10's weird aesthetic that I can only describe as "indie gymbro" that gave us some of the ugliest games I have ever seen like Broforce, Rocketbirds, Shank, Expendabros, etc...
1998
Dad said I wouldn't go to heaven after I died for being gay and I'm so happy like OMG it means I can go to Rubacava and meet Manny Calavera this is so cool😍😍😍.
2016
Fact: 90% of kings who gamble on civilian lives give up before they hit big
1994
In the one of the funniest "let's copy that thing from Street Fighter without understanding how it works", this barely functional game has charge inputs in which you charge by going forward.
1997
Misogynist puyo puyo.
1997
I love when my puyo puyo ripoff has a character whose special is just calling the police.
Don't bother talking to me if your broke ass is not carrying 4 raw fishes on the briefcase.
2015
Sure sure you could use Steam + Ice to beat like 90% of the game, but the real fun part is trying out new ineffective shit like Poison + Arcane + Rock then calling it "fart bomb".
1993
- Quick, we need ideas to make our cheap fighting game stand out against the competition.
- What if we made moves that are plus against other players be minus when fighting against the AI?
- Brilliant, let's add that.
- What if we made moves that are plus against other players be minus when fighting against the AI?
- Brilliant, let's add that.
2018
Hmmmmm today I will make Aurora spend 1 hour on a 5 minute puzzle because I think trapeziums and pentagons are the same thing - my best friend, probably
2017
" Drake? " crackle
" What? " crackle
" Where's door hole? " crackle
" What? " crackle
" Where's door hole? " crackle
The best way to summarize the Mitsurugi experience is that if you play the game using a controller, you can't set its volume to 15%, as it bounces between 14% and 16%.
The reason for this to be happening, is that instead of having volume be a global variable in which you set its value on a given menu, they made one variable for each possible volume. There's the var BGM_1, BGM_2, BGM_3, BGM_4, etc... and you cycle between them. Except, they forgot to make BGM_15.
Not even YandereDev fucked up like this.
The reason for this to be happening, is that instead of having volume be a global variable in which you set its value on a given menu, they made one variable for each possible volume. There's the var BGM_1, BGM_2, BGM_3, BGM_4, etc... and you cycle between them. Except, they forgot to make BGM_15.
Not even YandereDev fucked up like this.
2023
Hey what if I plagiarized a game and then made the game's description on Steam near identical to the one I'm copying and then made 5 donation dlc's that go up to 200 dollars and then made them go on Steam promo's to further incentivize impressionable people who mistake me for the original developer, I think that would be very funny.