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Well you see, it has a garbage bag Pokemon and an ice cream pokemon, so it's actually very bad. Game Freak is running out of ideas.

committed the cardinal sin of enjoying Starfield... may god have mercy on my soul.

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I really hope that Rian Johnson is indeed doing an Old Republic adaptation so he can capture on film my favorite Star Wars moment: Revan spamming Force Wave at Darth Malak for 13 damage at a time to keep him trapped in a stun animation and then running around the arena so her force meter can regen.

i blame this game for my deep need to be pegged by girls wearing chokers

SHE GOT THAT PS2 JANK WITH SHITTY 2000s DUB ACTING TYPE PUSSY

I can listen to this old hag for hours.

i have no gyatt and i must rizz

sometimes all you need in life is to kill some medieval punks

ichi proposing after a single date is such an ichi thing to do and he's so real for it

also there are like 6 soundtrack CDs from Persona which you can listen to which i think is pretty funny

ok so if ichiban beats up old people on the streets its called grinding but when i do its called a felony sure