pizza tower is perfect. it is the most perfectly realized version of what it set out to be. its like a dream brought to life. all the movement feels so perfectly aligned with the level design. it can be demanding, but learning a stage and being able to traverse it quickly and smoothly is the best i've ever felt playing any platformer. it makes it a little frustrating seeing complaints about having to replay levels when you miss things.. the game wants you to replay levels! every time you play a level again you learn a little more, you can carry your combos a little further, you can find a new secret or a new shortcut. the game's level count isn't massive because of how meticulously designed and dense each level is. the other big thing i love about the game is that it is incredibly funny! it's one of the funniest games i've ever played! it has a great cartoon slapstick sense of humor that runs deep. i still laugh when i charge toward an enemy and they let out a scream of horror at the scary italian man barreling toward them.

overall, this is a game i would recommend to anyone and everyone. it might be a bit of a challenge if you don't have any experience with games like this, but if you're able to put the time into it, it's rewarding and fun! and even if you're bad at it, i think it'll still make you laugh!

i think about this game a lot because, yeah it was a fun flash game i played A LOT when i was a kid, but it's such a perfect combination of all the types of flash games i liked. the simple quests, the constant progression, the "moral choices", the stupid references and meta humor. it all perfectly portrays how i remember basically every game i liked playing back then. there just aren't games like this anymore. i'd love a more modern game like this. just a small open world where you do jobs and buy houses and marry girls and it's all populated by jokes that will be outdated in a month. i guess games like that do exist but they're about youtubers or some kind of bad micro-transaction clicker thing.

putting aside its bad sense of humor and relatively small amount of content, it's just a great game. i loved it when i was 13 and i still like it now. i don't know anything about the people who made this game, but i hope they've kept making games and also have matured since 2011.