Should be the poster child for the "soul vs soulless" meme. They really sucked out so much of what made the original game unique and interesting in this version.

fisher price Baby's First Racism

brings me back to a simpler time of playing Bush Shootout in the school computer lab

Game has fantastic art and music, with pretty charming character writing, but fails in pretty much every aspect when it comes to plot. It's essentially just a blatant Silent Hill 2 ripoff except if you removed all of the symbolism from the otherworld segments and replaced them with LONG, totally pointless filler. Genuinely one of the most disappointing games I've ever played.

You ever think to yourself, "Damn, I sure love Dio Brando, but I really wish he appealed more to my degenerate coomer brain. It would be really cool if he was a cute anime girl in a fun, combat-focused metroidvania with a godlike soundtrack."
Say no more.

bayonetta 3 out of 10