(It's missing the pyro class.)

My son keeps paying me 5 DOLLARS for in app purchases, It's like a cash cow.

Unlike the average fan of this game, I am not lonely and I can have real sex whenever I want. I am a father of 5, I do NOT own a body pillow of 11 year old rabbit girls. It's also made by the Chinese so spyware. :/

I always catch my students doing one of two things: masturbating, or playing this garabge!

I don't like Mario, but good for a clock.

This game is about as deep as an inflatable pool...

It is a good game; however, I sense a generally porno-esque theme to the whole game!

2017

It's very fun.... BUT THIS BULLSHIT ASS GAME CAUSED MY COUSIN TO LEAVE ME

I ADORE Mercy, I snuggles have a Mercy body pillow! My students also tell me they stroke their willies to her.

2006

I don't think I can fathom my hatred for this car game... canonically their "blinkers" are the female "boob" system. This franchise was ruined the moment it fell into Blizzard's hands.

Every masterpiece... has its cheap copy. I think this game's map is very tiny -- let alone, smaller than "Genshin Impact's" map. This game is pop-culture-movie-theater-band-kid-nintendo-switch garbage and like I stated previously, this game infringes on "Genshin Impact's" engine. Please call the cops to get this crap taken down.

2016

THIS GAME NEEDS TO DIE!!! This game has caused so many mass violence acts within the United States. All my students who play this I IMMEDATELY send to the "social-worker" in my building. TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!

I masturbated to the judge from Ace Attorney... great game!