roboSteven
BACKER
2007
The only time I've been able to defeat this creature is by guessing a rhinoceros villager from Animal Crossing that nobody talks about.
"The game hasn't started yet but you couldn't help yourself.
You just shit your pants.
Game over."
You just shit your pants.
Game over."
1994
"No problem here."
2011
What is any character in any other video game but simply a differently-shaped bus that you drive along a differently-shaped desert highway?
I'm convinced that searching for "cute animal video" on youtube and flipping a coin will provide the same effect for much cheaper.
2017
"Genre: Adventure" is absolutely correct.
I feel like these cats are mocking me.
Which is fair, because I'm not very good at puzzle games.
Which is fair, because I'm not very good at puzzle games.
2021
This is a cute clicker game that suggests watching ads as much as it possibly can.
If there was a way to turn off screen-shake, this would be a fantastic game I could easily recommend to people.
But there isn't, so I'm nauseous and a little disappointed.
But there isn't, so I'm nauseous and a little disappointed.
2021
M O M B O C O M B O
The first thing that Mago does when he steps outside of his house is think about a burger.
So I mean
I can relate.
Very solid demo, shows a lot of promise.
So I mean
I can relate.
Very solid demo, shows a lot of promise.
2010
"As a CRIMINAL, I am weak against BIBLES but strong against HYPNO-RINGS."
Ah, yes. Of course.
Ah, yes. Of course.
Midi pizzicato = bad game automatically.
2020
Project M was one of my favorite games ever, and Project+ is an excellent continuation of it.
And Knuckles.
And Knuckles.
2020
I like to think that I would be much more interested in this game if I was more into cars.
Feels faithful, not that I would know.
Feels faithful, not that I would know.