roboSteven
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2015
Circles make me irrationally angry now.
Thanks, Mini Metro!
Thanks, Mini Metro!
2021
I really like frogs.
2018
It's a simple but effective Pico-8 game. Controls are basic and feel good enough, and the idea of getting more bonus points for grazing obstacles works well for it.
2019
I want to play a Koto.
2019
Oh, jeeze!
Even the menu screen is barely-functional at best.
It'd be hilarious if the actual game wasn't so sad, and one of the worst games I've ever played.
It'd be hilarious if the actual game wasn't so sad, and one of the worst games I've ever played.
2021
I have perfected the art of doing my taxes in an extreme way.
2020
2021
I bought this expecting it to be okay and for Hat Kid to be in it.
It's okay and Hat Kid is in it.
It's okay and Hat Kid is in it.
2011
Fish Qix.
2019
The first thing that happens in this game is that some woman makes fun of an old dude by calling him "grandpa."
Also I paid $0.13 for this and I'm not sure it was worth it.
Also I paid $0.13 for this and I'm not sure it was worth it.
2020
I hate midi pizzicato violins more than most sounds.
2019
This is fundamentally the same game as Zombie Blast Crew.
But it's different because it's in space now.
But it's different because it's in space now.
This game would probably be a perfect Fire Emblem game if Kris just flat-out wasn't in it.
2022
"Good" roguelites are usually crafted so that the first, second, or even third runs of a playthrough are hard enough for your average first-time player to lose on, but fun and engaging enough to want to try again and learn more from the game.
This one isn't really.
Fun and engaging, I mean.
This one isn't really.
Fun and engaging, I mean.