The arcade version of this seems pretty fun, but the NES version is booty buttcheeks.

This just makes me grateful for Castlevania.

What if Afterburner was irredeemable?

this isn't even a little bit like Mother 3

Not only is the loop that plays during games not good, it is also bad.

there is a realistic trilobite flying through space on my television

goofy-ass dude joyfully tiptoeing through the land with an assault rifle

guy looks like something I'd draw on my math homework in 3rd grade

This game goes hard. Holy shit.

I don't understand how to play this and you can't make me learn. >:(

okay so this game is one of many "this game was important for its time for some reason" games

but more importantly while I was playing this I made up the title of a game called "Doctor Beef Goes to the Dentist" and now I want to play it

I imagine it would be slightly better than this but not by much

anyway this game sucks

yeah I visited New York a couple of times and it's exactly like this

I imagine the arcade version is kinda fun, but the NES version is incredibly fucking bad.

1984

I really like the little ooooOOOOOoooo sound that happens when you hit the ball

and nothing else