The first thing that happens in this game is that some woman makes fun of an old dude by calling him "grandpa."

Also I paid $0.13 for this and I'm not sure it was worth it.

Fish Qix.

I bought this expecting it to be okay and for Hat Kid to be in it.

It's okay and Hat Kid is in it.

Play this.

I have perfected the art of doing my taxes in an extreme way.

Even the menu screen is barely-functional at best.

It'd be hilarious if the actual game wasn't so sad, and one of the worst games I've ever played.

Oh, jeeze!

I want to play a Koto.

It's a simple but effective Pico-8 game. Controls are basic and feel good enough, and the idea of getting more bonus points for grazing obstacles works well for it.

I really like frogs.

Circles make me irrationally angry now.

Thanks, Mini Metro!

I like to think that I would be much more interested in this game if I was more into cars.

Feels faithful, not that I would know.

Project M was one of my favorite games ever, and Project+ is an excellent continuation of it.

And Knuckles.

Midi pizzicato = bad game automatically.

"As a CRIMINAL, I am weak against BIBLES but strong against HYPNO-RINGS."

Ah, yes. Of course.