As a young'un I was so obsessed with this game for a period, sadly my middle school friends judged it harshly for its juvenile artstyle. In the age of God of War/RE4/DMC3 edge Molyneux's childish adventure stood no chance, so I went with the only reasonable tactic for making them play it - lying. You'd marry your wife then have to keep her happy else she'd cheat on you, I said. You could catch her in the act and have a choice of either correcting with your fists or taking it to court. If kept happy though she would give you a child. The child would grow on the course of your journey and even come adventuring with you. You could be a kind town mayor amassing wealth beyond measure or a cultist leader that sacrifices populations to sheitan for demon wings that of course enabled flight. The people you beat up as a kid would come for you later in the game Mordor's nemesis style, but assist you in boss fights if you helped them Dark Souls style.

Naturally, I wasn't aware of the controversies surrounding Fable as I invoked the king of lies. God bless you anglo bastard, may your dental surgeries go well.

I confess, I love my son a lot. Yes, it should come to no surprise that a handful of us backloggd users are old enough to be blessed with offspring of our own. Being a young'un still, he gets a lot of pleasure watching me disintegrate myself with a rocket and shouting a plethora of gamer words as I get killed by the slowest moving imp projectile I never registered. My rages are something like cinema for the little rascal (though arguably less fun than window staring), and I'm somewhat envious; back in my day, we were forced to watch our parents connect same colored balls on their highscore grinds. A time when cacodemons knew peace for our caretakers would never corrupt us with demonic viscera. And I admit, parenting isn't my strongest suit; I should be stricter, avert the little devil's eyes from harmful media. But does it matter if we enjoy our father-son time together?

ps: Yes, at an age I find appropriate he too will be allowed to go chasing his brightest, scorching stars. To preserve his innocence, however, we will start with something like Pokemon Sun - I mean just look at him!